hetaliagirl104: oflittlenote: hetaliagirl104: This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow. Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes. Thanks. Reblog if you think the Twilight series should be banned because it features rape culture, glorifies abusive relationships, and is just...
ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
romulusthread: panemsrebellion: romulusthread: STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT you are a gay teenage boy NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN
waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper
Getting on your period right before a big event
1upincantsing: smileyrosieee: iwannabeahistorymaker: and you’re like So accurate it hurts I’ve almost cried a couple of times in the past.. im sorry i think you meant every convention i have ever attended
circletines: today in my religion class we were talking about gay marriage and my teacher said “gay people arent allowed to get married because in the eyes of the church marriage is meant for people to have children” and then i asked why women who were unfertile and therefore couldnt have children could get married and she was like “uhhh” and i dont knOW WHAT CAME OVER ME BUT I LITERALLY YELLED...
my friend: i met a guy
me: i just started a new tv show
How many fans of Benedict Cumberbatch are on...
cumbercreeper: sherlockinhobbiton: boggartsaremyboggarts: Reblog if you are a Cumberbabe, Cumberbitch, member of the Cumbercollective etc. I am a Cumberlady, thank you very much. Cumbercreeper
ger-o-nim-o: grantaire-dont-care: dancing queen young and sweet only sewenteen OH GOD HES SO CUTE HELP
assbutt-of-asgard: imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward
weirdmann: so there’s this guy in school who jacks off in class on a regular basis like i swear to you he just casually puts his hand down his pants in the middle of class
lvysaur: sluttyoliveoil: lvysaur: lvysaur: when i say peeka you say boo peeka chu shut the fuck up
gokudezi: gokudezi: Today this girl walked into class, looked around and asked “are there any teachers around?” and when we said no she pulled a lizard out of her shirt
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
yellowbrickrose: you clever boy and
iamrudeandnotginger: Omg I was watching The Name of the Doctor again and I noticed something. Look at the crack on the window: Now look at this: a little closer: The TARDIS will have the same crack when she dies.
surf4ces: How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m going to make a store called “Build-a-Bra” where girls can go and make bras...– my 12 year old “niece” Lila on her business idea. I love that little girl. (via marrymejasonsegel) Best idea. (via shakethecobwebs) I wanna go (via godricsgirl) LACE AND DIAMONDS WILL COST A LITTLE EXTRA! (via mojoflower)
vandalswithjetpacks: The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.